Friday, September 29, 2006

Skeleton Baby

Years ago, while visiting Six Flags: Great America during Fright Fest, several friends and I tried to think of ways to bug the crap out of the unfortunate costume-wearing employees. We asked a fellow dressed as a skeleton the following question:

If two skeletons got married and had a baby, would it be a real baby or a skeleton baby?

What is the real answer, and why?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Are you saying that skeleton babies aren't REAL babies?
You...
racist...
bastard!

Anonymous said...

I'm still not sure what the answer is, but I think a real baby would be a lot creepier.

Anonymous said...

Because that means it's going to grow up to be a skeleton.

Eric Olsen said...

So much follow-up is needed to that question. Firstly, is the skeleton a skin & muscleless human? or an immortal pirate-like creature? Secondly, it could have been (insert skinny female celebrity's name).